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Reporter:
How many
hurricanes have you killed?
Hurricane Richard:
So far, 8 and Dianmu will be my ninth.
Reporter:
Well, that’s
positive thinking, assuming that you will be able to slay Dianmu. How did
you learn this hurricane destruction?
Hurricane Richard:
Ah, now you catching on!
We had to interrupt our
interview with Hurricane Richard at his request. Richard indicated he felt
the need to focus more attention on the energies building in the South
Pacific with Typhoon Dianmu. We resumed the interview 24 hours later.
The next day...
Before we continue I would like to point out that today is the 15 June
2004 at 11:30 pm. I interrupted my interview with you to concentrate on
typhoon Dianmu off the coast of Guam and heading toward Iwa Jima and the
Korean coast. My efforts are taking longer than I thought,
it's a big storm. I am having an effect in disrupting the eastern flow
into Dianmu. I can now also see the eye and this helps a lot too. I need
to work on the south side and south east side a bit on the up draft into
the main body. We should see results by noon tomorrow. Alas, the storm has
grown but factors that will keep it together have been eliminated and
instead of a 72 hr time period before the storm starts to drop.... but...
by 10:00 PM on the 16th the storm Dianmu will start to
dissipate rapidly.
Perhaps it would be
best to wait and see before I go further with this interview. I would not
want to waste your time and it has surprised me, how much attention has
been required by this storm. It is certainly a fighter, if that would be
the right way to put it and my energy level is a bit down. So is my beer,
for that matter.
Hurricane Richard:
I have time to answer one more question, but let me ask it. You readers
should know, “How long have I been able to do this?”
You see, I had
started out with Psychic Boat Repair in La Paz. But the concept never
really took hold. Even when I threw in the free service of "lost items -
psychically
found" as a bonus it didn't attract the kind of following I had expected.
I've been a student of the psychic and paranormal for years. Even when I
produced comedy shows it's part psychic, convincing your audience your
funny I guess.
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It's like this, I never studied the concept in any form or even thought
that anything like it was possible until I went through hurricane Marty in
Marina de La Paz in September 22 2003. The eye was a big clue. Although I
didn’t realize it at the time, but things began to click and become
obvious to me and I experimented on 2 storms, hurricanes, brewing at the
same time and I had some success. These being last year’s Nora and Olaf. I
found another tropical storm forming near Acapulco and killed it as
well....or so I was reluctant to believe.
 I still wasn’t totally
convinced, that I was the cause and effect. Then the storm season ended in
the Pacific and I was forced to look elsewhere. I found one, no two, in
the Atlantic and three more somewhere, else I forget, probably the Indian
Ocean. I was still skeptical, I still am sort of. But I was a bit more, no
a lot more convinced, that I was killing these storms. Aside from some
local stuff, I’ve been waiting for a storm like Dianmu, to really test out
my stuff. The early season is sort of like training camp for me. Pump a
few sets of tropical storms in the equatorial regions and slap around a
few severe thunderstorms in the mid-west, you know, get in shape. (patting
the mid-rife accumulation point of a cervesa or two) So, here we are and
I’m watching the results just like you are.
Reporter:
I’m sure there are select members of the government who would like to chat
with you!
Hurricane Richard:
Maybe, but I bet the insurance companies are the first in line!
Reporter:
Do you intend to
profit from your ability to destroy hurricanes, or are you just in this
for the glory?
Hurricane Richard:
Now, I have also considered the implications of my work. Do I give up the
secret to the good of man or do I get greedy? The answer is, I get a bit
greedy, but I think in a good way. In the future I will be happy to
explain my justification to gain something for my knowledge, of how to
kill a hurricane. But, for now it is a secret that I have shared with just
a handful of trusted friends. If anything were to happen to me this secret
will still be in the world.
So stay tuned, if there
is anything to my claims, typhoon Dainmu should be my smoking gun.
Tomas
Our thanks to
Hurricane Richard. Richard is a part time resident of La Paz and an
artisan in glass work. Richard’s glass creations and jewelry can be seen
every weekend in Santa Barbara at the beach front art fair and on the
wrists of many friends here in Baja.
We will continue to
follow the works of Hurricane Richard as our own hurricane season
approaches. And all of us will be counting on him to prevent another
season like the last, here in Baja Sur. We here at the BajaInsider will
also keep score for Richard to help add credence to his claims.
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